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Essential Elements for a Classic American Book Tour: 1. A jeep to drive over all the neon, metrosexual chick-lit, blocking the door to the mega-bookstores. 2. A fast getaway car. 3. Two Colt .45 Peacemakers--one for you and one for the hot girl. 4. A hot girl. 5. A Great American Novel--something like Autumn Rangers. |
